No, of course not. Stephen King has published a few zillion more books than I have. He's famous, and I'm infamous (in some circles). However, we both have wild eyebrows (but I get mine regularly worked on by my hair stylist).
I've been working on some creative ideas for book signings. I have a book coming out in April (can you hear me shrieking that? April!) and I'll be heading to Tulsa at the end of May for the 100-year anniversary of the Tulsa Race Massacre. As I drive there with a carload of books, I'd like to have set up events that are clever and engaging.