The Pyrenees---Southern France

The Pyrenees---Southern France
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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Praise the Chocolate, and Pass the Ammunition

photo by houtlust
Do we need to be able to speak German to understand this?
I think not...

      Okay, ladies. Gather 'round...This one's for you.

      It's time for our monthly "meeting." And for those who no longer have any monthly "meetings," join us, please. The chocolate and the nonstop playings of "Goodbye Earl" and "Fried Green Tomatoes" will help us all.

      Oh, the line is long for the milk chocolate bars with macadamia nuts? Find a chair, sit down, and read this. By the time you finish laughing and changing your underwear (incontinence is not fun! Little panty liners have no chance of keeping up with pee-your-pants uproarious laughter!) the line for the chocolate bars will be shorter...