Unfortunately, I cannot always be funny. Some of my kids nudge me into feeling the tragedy and sadness of their everyday life...Some people are so petty, they drive me crazy and I have to vent. And sometimes I don't see much humor in my existence.
Anyway, he liked the one about my fantasy wish list, thought it was funny, but asked, "Do your breasts have to be a part of everything you write?"
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I don't know...
- What did I wish for more than anything else when I was 12 and Donna Milburn was also 12, but my chest looked like a wall and her chest made her look like she was 32?
- What did I buy "training bras" for, in the hopes of encouraging some growth?
- What, when they did surface, made wearing a blouse fun? (Is there any gaping open going on? Do I need to put safety pins in in-between the buttons?)
- What brought the tips in, when I was a waitress? ('Uh, sir...My eyes are up here.')
- When I become the "anti-stripper" after losing my job, because kids all across the state are failing at the state test,what will bring me in piles of cash? ("Please, lady. Cover those UP and I will give you a dollar.")
- What do I wish I did not have, now that gravity is working its magic?
Ahh, yes...What was once up is now down....kind of like the stock market...
ReplyDeleteI can so relate. I was bee-bopping the other night with a young woman. She and I were both covering our chests with crossed arms, trying to be non-chalant. She said, "I don't have a bra on, and I'm embarrassed they'll flop up." I said, "I DO have a bra on and I'm embarrased they'll flop down to my ..." we both laughed so hard I couldn't finish my sentence.
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Funny post, Sioux.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the movie based on a Jacqueline Suzanne book that stared Patty Duke and Patty Duke says, "Boobies, boobies, boobies everybody is always taking about their boobies" (or something like that? When I watched that movie I remembered thinking I wish mine would grow, and they did. I used to be flat chested, now I'm just fat chested.
Hee hee!!! Too funny!! I also remember hoping they would arrive soon, because I was the world's oldest person to go through puberty...I was just sure. My best friend, sister and I even went in on a bust developer. It was a pink plastic thing that you squeezed. Oh, and what I waited for never did arrive, but the general vicinity droops nonetheless.
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