Now, imagine that her breasts are able to win a gold medal in a target practice. Imagine they can aim and hit a bullseye across a table. Imagine they are capable of shifting the way people think, the way people perceive things.
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| This collection includes stories from Tammy Goodsell (her story is the first one, and darn it, they included a photo of her in her pajama jeans, and she promised it was a terrible picture but of course, she looked cute as a button), Linda O'Connell, Alice Muschany, Mary Horner, Dianna Graveman and moi... When I read the stories written by my writing friends, I enjoyed them all. They were all witty and well-written. However, when I read Dianna's story, I was lucky I was not drinking milk at the time. Otherwise, I would have snorted it out of my nose. The ending is hilarious, and it made me have a completely different opinion of Dianna. How about NaNoWriMo? Are you doing it? If so, what is your story about? Share, please... |
I may just have to drop what I'm reading in order to find out about Dianna's talented breasts. And that one can be filed under "sentences I never thought I would write."
ReplyDeleteTammy--The talent her chestal area holds is no threat to your talented sphincter. Have no fear...
ReplyDeleteI read it and you're right! I laughed until tears ran down my face.
DeleteDang! And I thought MINE were talented because of their penchant for boob-dialing when I drop my cell phone in a shirt pocket. I have placed this modern classic in my Amazon cart, and will be making an order before the weekend is over. No NaNoWriMo for me. I need to make it NaNoReaMo.
ReplyDeleteVal--Thanks for your patronage. I'm sad you're not doing NaNo, but perhaps you ARE working on some collection of Val-isms?
DeleteI guess I better read this!
ReplyDeleteMary--I think you will enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteWow! Talk about an attention-grabbing headline that makes me want to read Dianna's story.
ReplyDeleteWish I could do NaNo, maybe next year.
Donna--Dianna's story is quite funny, and it's even funnier because it shows a different side of her. It's well worth the read.
DeleteI read it as "beasts" at first, so when I saw "breasts" I had to do a double take. LOL No NaNo for me this year. Too much other stuff going on.
ReplyDeleteLisa--Yes, I've started, but I think it's only time before I crash and burn this year (kids and grandkid coming for Thanksgiving for a week or TWO!). However, I think I might have a story idea that I'm willing to keep on working on long after NaNo is over.
DeleteNo NaNoWriMo for me. Just sticking with poetry!
ReplyDeleteMama Zen--If I wrote poetry like you do, I'd stay away from NaNo, too.
DeleteLooks like I'll have to purchase another book... I mean all my beautiful friends are in there. Do you have a copy I can purchase?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I have a copy I will GIVE you.
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