The Pyrenees---Southern France

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Monday, September 21, 2015

Potatoes Plus Meat... and Even Some Great Gravy

       Okay, I am the first to proclaim, "I don't read romance." I love chick lit. I love historical fiction. I love books that defy categorization--they're not horror, but they're mighty creepy (like the novels that Joe Hill crafts). I especially love memoir.

        But romance novels? Those small paperbacks with the Fabio guy (shirt unbuttoned) and the woman with the heaving bosom (about to pop her shirt buttons) on the front cover? Those stories where the plot is always the same--just change the era and the color of the woman's hair?

        Nope. Can't stand 'em. Don't read 'em. Always pooh-poohing 'em.

        But I did say I'd read Lisa Ricard Claro's romance novel Love Built to Last. Lisa's a blogging friend, writes wonderful posts, and for quite a while chronicled her pathway to publishing. Not only did she get this book published, she snagged a three-book deal.

        That is way impressive.




         So to say I was intrigued is an understatement. Was I going to read Lisa's book and be less-than-thrilled (which is what I assumed was going to happen--the genre itself was going to guarantee it)? Or, was I going to read it and be impressed? (Since I am never ever wrong, this was not even a possibility--ha!)


         I have just barely started Love Built to Last. I've only read a third of the book so far... despite planning on reading it for quite a while.

          Why the delay in starting it? Unfortunately, this is a book I can't read before bed because as I drift into slumberland, I drool. The book inevitably falls to the floor in a helter-skelter manner. Books that I buy at Half-Price Books... that's okay if they get a whole series of crazily-folded pages or slobber stains pooled here and there. However, this is a book I wanted to stay in pristine shape. So I have to be in an upright position and not bone-tired when I pick it up.

        And when I did pick it up, I found the potatoes I figured I would. The little shivers down the spine. The blushed faces. The electricity when one hand first touches another. The fluff, the filler--the stuff that I knew I was going to find.

           (However, none of this is overdone. It's subtle. It's slipped in. It's done with a deft hand.)

        Okay, not a surprise. That's part of what defines romance. But in this novel I've found meat as well--stuff that truly brings satisfaction to the reader. Lisa Ricard Claro has taken parts of her own life and slipped them in seamlessly, causing me to nod my head knowingly and travel back to that time from my own life.

         For example, the Caleb character is watching his son play T-ball. He and his family end up laughing at an outfielder... an outfielder who is more concerned with picking dandelions than catching a fly ball. My husband and I would alternately shake with laughter and shake our heads when our son played T-ball. Da boy would pick his nose. He'd pick his butt. In the middle of an inning, our youngest once ran off the outfield to the bathroom... apparently full of pee-pee... without giving anybody a heads-up. Kicking dust was more crucial than being attentive to the game.

        And then there's gravy. Rich, perfectly-seasoned gravy. Well-crafted lines that are proof of the work that went into this novel. 

         In the first few lines, Claro writes of being reminded of a loss feeling "like an icy second skin." A few pages later, she writes about Maddie wearing a dress that shows off "through a miracle of design... more boobs per square inch than she'd ever possess." And I could continue...

         So, will I end up becoming a rabid romance novel reader? Most definitely not. Will I be glad to finish Love Built to Last? Yes, because that means I can savor the next two in the series... and when I finish the last line of Love Built to Last, I can find out what happens with Caleb and Maddie... 

        How about you? Have you read Love Built to Last? Do you enjoy reading romance novels? Heaving bosoms-avoiding minds want to know...

18 comments:

  1. No, I do not usually read romance, but I am still drooling over Caleb and imagining myself younger. Lisa did a great job with this book. I'm also looking forward to the next two.

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    1. Surprisingly, I too am looking forward to the other two in the series.

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  2. No, I am not a romancer, but I did enjoy Lisa's book. She has a knack for telling one great story!

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  3. No books in that genre have yet romanced the stone-cold heart of Val. Because I don't read them. I have a huge stack of other styles that were first in line.

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    1. Val--I have avoided them all these years... until Lisa's book came along. She is my first (and probably last)...

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  4. I read lesbian romances sometimes. The writing can be pretty awful, but there are some good ones. However, they mostly go like this: Widget CEO Maggie Carlsbad is coming off a broken relationship with tempestuous Storm LeFox when a hostile takeover at her firm leaves her both girlfriendless and jobless. Looking to find answers in her life, Maggie moves back to Dandelion Flats where she grew up. There, she runs into green-eyed Cheyenne Davis, who runs the local art colony. It was Cheyenne who gave Maggie her first kiss, but she hasn't seen her in years. Can a divorced Impressionist show Maggie the way back to love and happiness? Read "Dandelion Fluff" to find out!

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    1. Shay--I hope there is not a real book called "Dandelion Fluff." That is way too wrong...

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    2. It is book one in the Dandelion Trilogy: Dandelion Fluff, Yellow Blooms and Yellow Snow.

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  5. Thank you for this awesome post---to say you've made my day is an understatement. I know how you feel about romance, and while I appreciated your assertion that you would read the book, I know what it's like to push through something that doesn't hold interest, so I figured you'd blast through it and heave a sigh of relief when it was over. I can't express to you how thrilled I am that you're finding the gravy. That you are pleased enough with it to feature it on your blog is icing on the cake. :)

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    1. Lisa--I plan on finishing it tonight. (And yes, since I posted about it, all three of my readers read my thoughts on your book. ;)

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  6. No, I'm not a romance reader, either, and yep, I read Lisa's book--girl can turn a lovely phrase, right? She's a talented writer, no matter what she pens!

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  7. Like you, I'm not a romance reader. But I do love Lisa's writing and she makes romance enjoyable. I can't wait for her other two books!

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    1. Lynn--I agree with you on all counts.

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  8. Lisa did well with her debut novel. Not that I'm surprised. Reading her blog posts let me know she's a terrific writer.

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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    1. Pat--I agree. That's why I figured her book would be great, since her posts are so wonderful.

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  9. I confess to reading romance novels. I love the escape and the usual happy endings. They are predictable and sometimes people need that predictability. I may cry or get angry in the middle but I'm usually optimistic that it will all turn out right in the end. The princess gets her prince charming because, well, that is the way life should be.

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