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makes you avoid the mirrors...
A jumbo chocolate treat
makes your boobs and gut meet.
A bagful of jelly beans?
Ensures your feet will be unseen.
Dove eggs---a whole bag,
means your butt will soon sag.
Happy Easter to all of you--
and eat some chocolate for Sioux!
This is too close to the truth. Have you been peeking in my windows? Very cute.
ReplyDeleteThis is right up my alley. Jelly beans, especially the spiced ones, are my favorite. Just think, by tomorrow, the stores will be giving the bunny ears, Dove eggs, and jelly beans away. I can't wait. All is well on my end. Sorry to hear your school is in need of repair.
ReplyDeleteI am nothing if not obedient when someone tells me to eat chocolate! Happy Easter!
ReplyDeletePS--I am working on my 7 things.
Hehehe...there's an easy solution. No mirrors!
ReplyDeleteOof--I DID eat some chocolate for you and a whole lot of other people. At least this helped me get a smile out of it.
ReplyDeleteYum, yum. Candy, candy is so dandy.
ReplyDeleteDonna V
Oh, well! My feet are ugly anyway . . .
ReplyDeleteOh, Sioux!!!
ReplyDeleteA jumbo chocolate treat
makes your boobs and gut meet.
Like I'm not the weird chick in the cubicle already, that one made me snicker. :-)
Beautiful.
Pearl
That poem will definitely keep us away from the Easter goodies. LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny. +)
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